Passamaquoddy at Sipayik

Pleasant Point Tribal Government

Peskotom =  Pollock



Funny Bones
Don Burnstick
Pow Wow Comedy Jam
Goin Native the American Indian Comedy Slam - Part 2
Charlie Hill 1983
Vaughn Eaglebear of Pow Wow Comedy Jam Native American Jokes 

What’s In A Name?:
A Native American has six beautiful children, and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother of Six” which she hated, but, in spite of her objections he continued.
One night they went to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. So he shouts at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home mother of six?” His wife irritated by her husbands lack of discretion, shouts back “Anytime you’re ready, father of four!

The Hitchhiker:
A native maiden was walking in the plains when she injured her foot.  Luckily she was picked up by a lady in a buckboard wagon who offered to ride her all the way back to her people’s camp.
While they were riding along, the white woman noticed the Native woman kept glancing down at a bottle of whisky laying on the floor of the buckboard.   Not wanting to have ill thoughts of her, the white woman explained “I got that for my husband!”.  After they rode along in silence for a few more minutes, the native girl replied: “mmm, you made a good trade”

Native American trades

An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, "What are you going to do with the money?"

"Take jewelry to city and sell it," said the old man.

"What have you got for collateral?" queried the banker, going strictly by the book.

"Don't know of collateral."

"Well that's something of value that would cover the cost of the loan. Have you got any vehicles?"

"Yes, I have a 1949 Chevy pickup."

The banker shook his head, "How about livestock?"

"Yes, I have a horse."

"How old is it?"

"I don't know; it has no teeth."

Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan.

Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank. He pulled out a roll of bills, "Here's the money to pay loan," he said, handing the entire amount including interest.

"What are you going to do with the rest of that money?"

"Put it in my pocket."

"Why don't you deposit it in my bank?" he asked.

"I don't know of deposit."

"Well, you put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you. When you want to use it you can withdraw it."

The old Indian leaned across the desk, looking suspiciously at the banker, and asked, "What you got for collateral?"